In The Net

Daniel is finally back!

2012-01-08T17:54:00.001-08:00

My friend Daniel finally got back from his trip to the Dominican Republic! I haven't seen him for one month because he left right when I got back from my trip to Maine.

He went there for his cousin's wedding. His cousin's husband now was related to someone in my class. So she was the flower girl. There was two flower girls, which was weird. The other one was Daniel's sister Janet. Which is also weird! LOL JK.

I picked him up at the airport today at one. It was so cool!

The odyssey

2012-01-04T18:18:00.001-08:00

I loved this book it was exciting,fun,awesome and BOSS!

There was a lot of gore but that's what makes it EXCITING!

I would FOR SURELY tell you to READ this awesome book!

My favorite character was odysseus he was so BOSS!

This is my favorite book of ALL TIME it is a very fun book to read!

My next book I am reading is tintin hope it's as good as THE ODYSSEY!!!!!!

My favorite part was when they jabbed the HUGE log in the cyclops eye!

I had no least favorite part because it was an amazing book!

This is not the BEST book for 10 and under (I am 11) it is kinda gorey :3

This is an ADVENTURE book so read it if you like ADVENTURE books LOL!

(maniacal laugh...maniacal laugh LOL LOVE THAT MOVIE!)

It's almost Thanksgiving.

2011-10-08T19:21:00.001-07:00

It's almost Thanksgiving! I like Thanksgiving because you can eat lots of turkey. Sadly, right now I cannot buy any turkey because I am broke. :( Somehow, my money just disappeared. It was weird.

It's been one month of school passed. Now I'm in grade five. Hooray! :)

I had my first AMSL game today. Only two people scored once. :) Hooray! AMSL was fun. I am the goalie.

I'm going into a hockey academy. Right now I have no goalie gear. So I can't at the moment. So I mightn't go. My dad might have some gear, though. :)

No subject

2011-04-11T19:47:00.001-07:00

This blog post I can't think of anything. So I'm just going to blurt out random things that are funny. HAHAHAHA. You should have laughed while you were reading that. Let's try it again. HAHAHAHAHA. jking

I'm so funny. HA HA HA. :)

And weird stuff like that.

I like pizza. I told you I was gonna say things that are random! CHICKEN!

Peace out! :) And weird things like that.

The play rehearsal

2011-04-07T20:00:00.001-07:00

The play rehearsal was pretty boring. All I got to do was sit on the floor and get my name said once or twice. :(

I only say one line in the whole play. And I sing a song. Three songs, actually. But WHATEVER.

I have a very unpopular part in the play. I am Tony Tuna, King of the Sea.

The end.

My soccer ball popped. :(

2011-04-05T19:19:00.000-07:00

I got a soccer ball from Butthead Corporation. HA HA YA. Butthead is a cigarette company that hates cigarettes! :) Yeah. And stuff like that. So you promise to be smoke free and then you get stuff. It's awa-so-wam.

So I got a soccer ball because I promised to be smoke free. :) I was doing 500 touches a day to be a good soccer player and to be good at controlling the ball. :)

And then I went on vacation and I took it with me so I could keep doing my touches. :)

We were coming back from Mexico, where we went on vacation. It was awa-so-wam. I was going through Mexican security and they had to pop a hole in my soccer ball to make sure that there was no toxic gases inside of it! Why would I do anything like that?

So now my ball is ruined. :(

But I am getting a new one from Butthead! Very nice! :) I sent an e-mail to Butthead saying what happened, and they said, "Oh, OK. We can give you a new one." They are nice. I like them. :) They give me soccer balls. Hehehehehehe.

So now I will be able to do my touches again. Yay!

Michael's blog will be back in a week.

2011-03-24T18:29:00.001-07:00

Culture Camp

2011-03-17T18:22:00.001-07:00

Today I went to culture camp with all of the grade 4s. We went trapping and caught four muskrats. I got its paw.

It is so cute!

Well, we caught three that actually died. The fourth just poked its nose out and got caught in the trap. Then it came out and started walking around. Then the guy knocked it out with a stick and broke its spine. :( The girls cried. I did not. He was so cute! I want a muskrat now to be my pet! They were so cute and fat and fluffy! So he cut off the paw and gave it to me. He took a knife and asked who wanted a paw and I said ME! And then he gave it to me!

They eat the tails. :\ The tails are really weird. They feel like leather.

There were elders there and they made bannock. It was good! :) They made it in a pan on the fire. The elders didn't really talk to us.

We went there on a sled behind a skidoo and we flipped over three times! :( It hurt. Three times.

Michael out!

More soccer

2011-03-15T19:51:00.001-07:00

My soccer coach Rebecca says that you should make 500 touches on the soccer ball a day. :) It is hard to remember :(, but so far I did it. :) It's hard, though. Sometimes I do more one day so I don't have to do as much the next. And some days I do more just for fun. I am taking touches on the soccer ball while saying this. :)

My feet hurt. Too many touches on the ball. But now that I don't have very much soccer, I don't have Fury or AMSL :(, I don't get to have very much touches on the ball on the weekends. No more Fury for six more weeks. :(

My coach Rebecca told my mom that she was at the Arctic Winter Games and she was winning all of the time until she had to verse in the finals for a gold medal and at the end it was tied so they went into one period of overtime. Still tied. Nobody scored. Then another period of overtime. Still tied. So they went in a shootout. And then they lost in the shootout, so they got silver. JUST LIKE ME.

During the spring break some of the kids on my team are going to Fort Simpson for a tournament. I am not going because I am going to Mexico. :(

Michael out!

I got silver in soccer!

2011-03-13T19:19:00.001-07:00

The tournament is over. We got silver! :) Technically, we should have got gold :(, but we won at the wrong time. They beat us in a shootout after two sudden-death overtimes. :( So we are undefeated except for the shootout. Dang shootout! :(

I almost forgot smiley faces and sad faces. :(

It was an awesome game. My mom says everybody was cheering. I didn't pay attention. I got my head in the game too much. I was too busy passing it to the other team. I accidentally passed the ball to Harut on the other team, and he shot it right at me! But I blocked it with my awesomeness.

I won gold in outdoor soccer, but you never get medals in that. :( So I have one silver medal and one bronze medal from the times I was in indoor soccer. I got bronze when I was on Harut's team two years ago. I am also on a Fury team and we have an awesome soccer team. We beat Behchoko 15-5. :) I got one of those goals. :) And mostly I am the goalie, especially in AMSL which is the tournament from this weekend.

So that is the end of soccer for a while. :(

We beat the hardest team! YAAAAAYYYY!

2011-03-12T21:03:00.001-08:00

We beat the hardest team in soccer! :) In the tournament we are undefeated! We're gonna verse the same hardest team in the finals again tomorrow. :( If we beat them, then we get gold. We already do win silver at least. No matter what, one of our teams will get silver and the winner will get the goal. And Team C and Team F are playing for bronze. My friends are on both of those teams. My mom won't let me go tomorrow at nine. :( I will have to call my friend to find out who won. :)

I had two games today and they were awesome. We won both. The first one, versus Team F, we won 5-4. The second one we were versing the super duper hard unbeatable team and we beat them 4-2. :) We are the first people to beat them. :) That is really true. They won every other game they ever played and they were so close to not losing a game all season until we cracked their code. I have friends on that team too. Well actually I am friends with people on all of the teams. I have a lot of friends who play soccer. Like, almost all of the boys play soccer in my class. But also we only have nine boys in our class.

We play for the medals tomorrow.

The play

2011-03-10T20:00:00.000-08:00

I am auditioning for a play. It is for a musical about Pinocchio. It is called No Strings Attached. I want to be Donkey Children because they are lazy children who run off. They are naughty. I know because it says so in the script. :)

I wonder who's going to be Pinocchio. I think it's probably going to be a girl. There's hardly any boys signing up for it. I guess girls are braver than boys. Not meaning to be sexist. :) It would be pretty weird if Pinocchio was a girl, because he's a boy and everyone knows Pinocchio, and turning him into a girl wouldn't be right. I mean, even I know Pinocchio and I hardly know anything about the story except the sly fox and the donkey children and Pinocchio's father. And Pinocchio. :) Other than them, I don't really know anyone else. :(

I'm trying to be Donkey Children and I do NOT want to be Pinocchio. That would be NOT GOOD AT ALL. It's the first time I'm signing up for a play. I didn't really want to sign up in the first place. My mom just forced me. HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, and by the way, my mom is writing this and she has to write whatever I say! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE THE POWER! :)

I forgot to write smiley faces in this blog post! Nooooooo!!!! I'll go back and look for places to put them.

OK, I put smiley faces and sad faces in my blog post. I like them because it doesn't feel right without them. When you write, you have to do smiley faces. I even put them on my work in school.

Michael out!

I love waffles

2011-03-08T18:00:00.001-08:00

I love waffles! They are so tasty with syrup. Mmmmmm. :)

They are so creamy and good. Yummy yummy yummy. I put overloads of syrup on them. Mom says I use too much. Well, of course I do! YUM YUM.

They are better than pancakes because they are much easier to make. :) My mom has to make pancakes in the frying pan and I can't make them on my own. :( But the waffles are in the freezer and I can make those.

Michael out!

I got the last goal in soccer!

2011-03-08T06:20:00.001-08:00

I got the last goal in soccer! The final score was 7-6.

When you get the last goal, people think that you won the game for the team. They say, "Yay! We won!" and we high-five. Mostly we high-five anyway for any goal but people are even more excited when you win.

I am on the Fury team. It is awesome and we are going to Red Deer in May to play against a bunch of other teams. Hopefully they do not have super-huge nets where you just shoot and get a goal.

Michael out!

I won my next soccer game!

2011-03-06T19:11:00.001-08:00

Yay! I won my tournament soccer game versus Team C. 7-1. :) It was fun. I got like a gazillion assists, at least four. And I saved a bunch of shots. Yay! :)

There are two more games. And then we play for first place, second place and third place. So right now we've already won a medal! I think. Unless if the things are screwed up. Last tournament, I got Player of the Game and Player of the Tournament.

After next weekend, there is no soccer for a long time. I have a game tomorrow.

I actually feel sort of drowsy when I play in the net. Like blah. :( I do stretches and then I feel better once we score once or twice at least and then I know it's kind of okay if I let in a goal. But I still do not let in very many. So if we score four, then we've probably already won unless we have to verse Team D. Which are mean! And hard! :(

Today's soccer game

2011-03-05T16:59:00.001-08:00

11-3 was the final score! We were versing Team E. They have the second best player in all the league. That is Michael I. He is also in my class at school. He has been in my class for 8 years. I didn't let any goals in. The three that they got on us was because of the other goalie. And then I got like four goals and a gazillion assists.

To be a really good goalie, you have to fling around a lot and do ninja moves. In other words, come and see me play some time on the weekend or something!

We have an awesome fieldhouse. The computer says "fieldhouse" is spelled wrong. Danged computer. That is the name of the building. Sheesh!

I'm happy! There will be more of the tournament tomorrow. We are gonna cream Team C, and then we are gonna get creamed by Team D. They are impossible to beat. They've never been beaten. But we tied with them. Go us! We are archenemies. We hate each other! NOT. They are actually my friends, sorta.

Michael out!

The last tin of iced tea in the world

2011-03-04T18:52:00.001-08:00

I have the LAST tin of iced tea in the world.

At least for the brand. Yay! I know it is the last one in the world because I have been searching all of the stores. It's really good. :)

It's old and crumply. YUM YUM. I put five spoonfuls in a glass. :) There's still half a tin. YUM. I am not going to share it. It's gooooood. :)

I found it behind the tallest drawer behind everything. I was looking for something to eat because I was hungry and alone. All I had was the TV to keep me company. Too bad it didn't talk. :( So it was lunchtime, and then I had some waffles. I had six in total. They were goooooood. :) And when I saw the iced tea I was like "YUMMY YUMMY!" I was like "YAY FOOD!" when I found it. :)

I am now off to have some more iced tea. Michael out.

Christmas holiday!

2011-01-17T19:13:00.001-08:00

The holiday is over. I went to camp for two weeks. It was fun. Me and my uncle made an awesome slide down our stairs. There was a big storm over the night. And in the morning we went and put all of the snow down our stairs. And then it formed into a slide. There was a jump at the bottom.

Me, my uncle, my mom and some of my cousins went down the slide. It was fun. You got to slide off and crash! It hurt. A lot!

Me, my mom, my uncle and my dad cut down a Christmas tree with the help of Riley. We went into my grampy's pasture to cut one down. We were looking for the perfect tree and we found it. My uncle said, "Hey, there's one cut down right there!" So my mom goes over and picks up a small, maybe six inch tree. And my uncle was like, "Well I was sort of thinking of the one behind it." And she looks and was like WHOA. Because the other one was like as big as her, like ten times bigger. We ended up taking an even bigger one! And we put it in the trunk of our car.

Grammy and Grampy came to visit. They slept in my other uncle's room. And I am in the bunk beds. I have my own room.

I went to Herman Mountain with my cousin. They have big tubes and you slide down the mountain. And other people were skiing. I ski cross-country.

In the summer we are going to go back and ski on the water. Because the lake will be all melted and we can go in our boat. My friend will be coming with us this summer. It will be fun and we will ski together. My mom says she is going to have a boys' camp and all of my cousins will come and we can have sleepovers and eat hot dogs and play soccer and go skiing and kneeboarding.

My soccer game

2010-12-05T18:39:00.001-08:00

I won 8-1! I was in the net for the first half, saving every shot there was, and then this other guy went in the net in the second half and let one goal in. I scored 3 or 4 goals. I don't know.

We have a stacked team. We have been winning almost every game. Except for two. In those two games, we were versing Team D, and they have a very good team. They have seven people who are like the only people on their team, and they're always on, and all of them are stacked.

Shaka, King of the Zulu

2010-11-12T21:15:00.001-08:00

Shaka is the king of the Zulu. That is in Africa, so there is South Africa and then there is one place over the top of South Africa and on top of THAT there is Zululand. If it weren't for Shaka, there would be no Zulu today. Because he created the strongest weapon. A throwing spear. (Assegai.) He created a assegai but it was all metal, so they could use it as a sword. And without that weapon, the Zwide would have taken over Zululand.

And Zwide was huge compared to Zululand. Like three times bigger. And the Zwide declared war on them. And Shaka and the Zulu pwned them. "Shaka! Shaka!"

Shaka made all of his warriors go barefoot, because he thought his sandals slowed him down. And he took his warriors to lots of places with lots of thorns and made them practise jumping around in the thorns. He wanted them to go super fast without any shoes on. He could walk his army fifty miles every day. It would take weeks for any normal army to run fifty miles. If the warriors didn't want to go without sandals, he killed them. That's what they had to do. It's either they got killed or they would be left out. They would probably walk maybe five miles instead of the fifty that everyone else was running, so they would get lost.

After, the English settlers came on a boat. The Zulu came along and found them, and they told them about jails and Shaka got really mad. He thought that they would rather be killed than go to jail and be treated badly. The English settlers were like best friends with the Zulu and Shaka.

His brothers murdered him because when his mother died, he went crazy and made 100 of his warriors guard her grave for one year. And he made everyone stop and he took away people's cattle and the Zulu loved cattle.

The Zulu made their shields out of cows. They used everything about a cow. Once they died and didn't have any use for them, they ate their meat, pulled off their skin and made weapons out of it.

It all happened in about maybe the 1800s.

I won my soccer game!

2010-10-17T18:37:00.001-07:00

I won my soccer game! Two nothing. And I scored BOTH goals! Look at my muscular soccer legs! They pwn!

I am on two soccer teams. Fury and AMSL. AMSL stands for Aurora Minor Soccer League. And I don't know who is on my team yet for AMSL. But I know who's on my team for Fury. I had a game yesterday with the big kids. And some of them are 13. They are a lot older than me.

The new fieldhouse rocks. If you haven't seen it, you should go see it.

Being David Hasselhoff

2010-10-06T18:11:00.000-07:00

This is David Hasselhoff reading Don't Hassel The Hoff.

This is ME. Reading Don't Hassel The Hoff. Do you see the resemblance? Oh, and by the way, the book gives you a clue about not hassling the Hoff. So don't.

This is for the contest on my mom's blog. I am always in it. And maybe I will win. There is a secret judge and my mom won't even tell me who it is. Weird, huh?

Michael

Soccer!

2010-09-29T18:36:00.001-07:00

It is almost soccer time again and I can't wait! The new fieldhouse is gonna be AWESOME! I played on it before. I should know. The pitches are big. And if you haven't already gone, you should go.

We think we will hear about the teams this week. But right now I do not know who is going to be on my team. But I hope it is good people. I got my fingers crossed.

I love to be defence. Well, I like ALL. Defence, you get to stay back and slide tackle. And goalie you get to jump all over the net. And forward you get to score goals.

I will write again when I know which team I am on.

McDonald's

2010-09-21T20:26:00.001-07:00

I was thinking about it and McDonald's wants everybody to be fat. I know this because they sell food which has lots of fat. And their secret is to lure the kids in, so they put playplaces and their mascot just HAD to be a clown! Yeah, so the parents say they have to bring their kid there. And then everybody eats it and gets fat. And unrich. Because it is very expensive.

Today I had a shake for my lunch because of my tooth, which has fallen out. Well, it didn't really fall out. The doctors took it out. And they put needles in my mouth. I didn't like it when they put that long needle in it. Just for three seconds, the doctor said. And then you go AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

My review of Bone: Tall Tales

2010-09-18T17:09:00.001-07:00

John was wrong. This is the best book yet! It's about BIG JOHNSON BONE. YEAH! And tales, but mostly tales about Big Johnson Bone.

There's this big queen of the rat creatures. Spooooooky.

There is a tale about how the rat creatures stopped having beautiful long tails. Big Johnson Bone, he used them as handles and swung them around. And at the end of the book, the queen of the rat creatures cut off all of the rat creatures' tails. Just because of that.

I think that was probably a good idea, because they have less weaknesses.

My favourite part of the book was when they got their tails cut off. My least favourite was when Big Johnson Bone got eaten by Tyson. Tyson is the BIG BIG BIG BIG rat creature.

How I got Axis and Allies!

2010-09-06T19:06:00.001-07:00

I got Axis and Allies! It's a board game. It's a lot like Risk, which is another board game. Except there is planes and boats. It is now my favourite game. The bad guys were called Axis and the good guys were called Allies.

Japan bombed the United States. They bombed Hawaii. It was one of the biggest deals there is. Because the United States was not in the war at all! They were just there! They had all of their boats and everything standing in Pearl Harbour. And Japan sent like 1000 boats and everything and tried to take over it but they couldn't.

Germany bombed France and took it right over. And they grabbed a lot of the people and put them in camps. Germany was like sooooo bad, like evil. They just killed people for no reason because they didn't like them.

England was really big in the war. And the United States took back France and gave it back to them! And nobody bombed Canada.

And there was an atomic bomb. The United States dropped it on Japan because they tried to attack Hawaii.

Elections

2010-06-25T20:17:00.001-07:00

My mom told me how the elections work in America. She said that it was Barack Obama and Joe Biden versus John McCain and Sarah Palin. It is like the final two. And you get to vote for the president and the vice president and it is like a team.

And I am really glad at how it went. Because I do not want Sarah Palin to be the vice president. Oh my gosh. She would probably turn Wal-Mart upside down and turn the whole town animatronic. My mom says she is nobody. That is good. I would not even want to visit if she was in charge.

Hi Uncle Matt,

2010-06-18T06:28:00.001-07:00

The masks are awesome, too. But I didn't have enough time to squish them into my video. I got the idea from looking at this video of Sarah Palin. She was talking, and I thought GEEZ SARAH PALIN TALKS TOO MUCH. And, like, whose side is she on?!

I really like making jokes

2010-06-17T06:12:00.000-07:00

Here's the real one:

My bus got in a car accident!

2010-05-30T19:22:00.001-07:00

My bus got into a car accident! It happened in the morning. So at first, there was this commercial on the radio. And it was the perfect time for a special effect, like a CRASH! And then I heard a screeching noise. And KA-TUNK! I went flying into the front of the seat and then I went flying back.

And I was like, "Cool. That's a cool effect!"

And then I saw that everybody was looking back. So I looked back and I saw a truck. The front of the truck was all smashed. It was all crushed.

And then we had to go to another bus. And when I came out of the bus and looked at the truck, there was pieces on the ground of the truck. It was creepy but not creepy. It was the first time I was ever in a car accident. And when we left to the bus, everyone was talking about it. They were just telling their friends, "WE WERE IN A CAR ACCIDENT!" But my friends weren't really amazed.

Annie

2010-05-02T20:09:00.001-07:00

This is my review. And it's better than Kyle's.

There were some things that I really liked. I liked the funny parts, like "EEEEEAASY STREEEEET". And I knew the girl who was in that. (Hi, Jacqueline, BTW!) I liked the president. He was funny. I wonder if he was really in a wheelchair. I doubt it. It was probably just part of his costume, like a prop.

And there were some things that I did NOT like. Like some of the songs. SOME of the songs. I did not like the one about the hard-knock life. I hated that. Plus, now my parents are always saying that I should have a hard-knock life and clean the floors like an orphan. Hey Kyle, why don't YOU clean the floors?

And I knew other people in the play, too. Like Nyree and the lady who was the orphanage owner. She's cool.

The ice cream truck is back!

2010-04-28T19:21:00.001-07:00

The ice cream truck is back! It drives around and plays music and gives you ICE CREAM! YAAAY! So I always have to have money in my pocket now. That way, I can always get an ice cream. But it's $4.50 for a large! I have to earn that money. I would probably have to rake the lawn again and do other chores. And I get $20 for raking the lawn. So if anybody wants to give me money for doing work, let me know. Because I need lots of money for me and Daniel to get ice cream.

Note from administrator

2010-03-06T08:46:00.001-08:00

Michael is away, but I know he will want his blog readers to know that he has entered the "Write Like Jacqueline" contest. To enter, he had to write a blog post in Jacqueline's style. Now he needs your votes.

To see the entries and vote, go to http://wonderingandpondering.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/vote/

Megan

Thanks, Uncle Matt and Aunt Sarah!

2010-03-05T07:18:00.000-08:00

Other goalies

2010-02-24T06:11:00.001-08:00

This is going to be about some soccer games I watch. When you're the goalie, and the ball just rolls by like really slowly, some goalies just jump to catch it so they get the applause. And I just kick it so it goes out. I'm like, "YOU'RE WASTING TIME!" Or they kick it and they fall down, and people go like *GASP* "ARE YOU OKAY?" And they are trying to make it look really hard, but I know that it's not hard at all.

You know someone's a good goalie because they don't have to show off.

A winner!

2010-02-17T16:58:00.000-08:00

A contest

2010-02-14T20:09:00.000-08:00

I got a telescope from my uncle and grammy!

2010-02-13T19:16:00.000-08:00

There is NO SNOW for the Winter Olympics!

2010-02-12T19:18:00.000-08:00

2010-02-03T20:25:00.001-08:00

Yeah, I'm famous, I'm just not famous at school. I am famous for blogs. And I am good at soccer.

But that is NOT a reason to not comment on my blog.

My friend Daniel is going to get his own blog.

And please comment! Even say something random if you have to. I really really like to get comments.

Comment, please!

2010-02-02T06:15:00.000-08:00

Comment, people, comment! Puh-lease!

There's NO comments, and my videos have been up for, what, like three days? I make these videos because I want people to comment. And there's zero comments. Look down at the bottom space. First you read. Then you comment. That's what you do.

I think I am gonna go and leave some comments for other people. That way, maybe they will come and leave ME comments.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO US!

2010-02-01T18:07:00.000-08:00

Another soccer game

2010-01-31T17:46:00.001-08:00

My soccer game

2010-01-25T20:18:00.001-08:00

Blog Dinner

2010-01-20T20:49:00.000-08:00

I went to a blog dinner. It was fun. It was at the Explorer Hotel. And there were people I did not know, so I introduced myself. They have blogs, too. But, of course, I was the best blogger there.

Some of the bloggers are still in school, like me. But they are teenagers.

I'm gonna go back to the blog dinners. That way, we can talk about our blogs.

You voted!

2010-01-19T20:15:00.001-08:00

I won the fan-off! The thing where me and my mom had a fan-off to see whose blog was better. I won that!

So I guess that means that everyone likes my blog best. GO ME! GO ME! G-G-GO ME! Thanks for voting!

Yuck

2010-01-14T16:16:00.001-08:00

I have a song stuck in my head. It goes like this: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.

And this is NOT GOOD.

I have to take a deep breath. It just popped in there. Britney Spears is dumb and stupid. And dumb again. Like Hannah Montana. She's dumb too. But my dad likes her. I think that is because she has blonde hair.

And that does NOT mean that I am cute. It just doesn't.

Dumb Britney Spears + Dumb Hannah Montana = Super Dumb Team of Dumbness.

Hey!

2010-01-12T18:00:00.001-08:00

Who here thinks my mom's blog is better than mine? NOT ME, NOT ME, NOT ME.

My blog is just better. Way better. Like, I do videos. And my mom does not.

I have the best ideas EVER! PWNAGE! And my mom writes about -- WHO KNOWS? Not awesome things.

So if you like my blog better, leave me a comment! It should say GO M! So please vote! But if you vote for my mom, I know where all of you live!

I am in Las Vegas!

2009-12-26T22:12:00.001-08:00

My mom and dad didn't know that I was taping this video!

2009-12-24T19:10:00.001-08:00

I WON! I WON!

2009-12-22T20:56:00.000-08:00

I won the contest! Thanks for the people that voted. Booooo for the people that didn't.

You can look at the list here: http://bestnwtblogs.blogspot.com/2009/12/winners.html. See how my blog is on it! My "I'm Confused!" video got a lot of votes.

Next year I will do MORE videos so people will vote for me. I always knew this was the best kid's blog. Actually, I should make a dance about how I won.

Blog Awards

2009-12-15T20:54:00.001-08:00

I am in a blog contest! I am hoping to win. So please, vote for me! So I'm begging you, pweaaaase.

I want to put up posters asking people to vote for me. Here is what you do.

You go to the website. It is http://bestnwtblogs.blogspot.com/2009/12/voting-now-open.html. And you check to see where my blog is. Then you send an e-mail or a text to the guy and you say that you want to vote for me in all of those sections. You have to do this, please. Especially you, Grammy.

One of them is for best kid blog. I am pretty sure this is the best kid blog. And it is my favourite blog of all. So please go to that other website and e-mail that guy and tell him you want to vote for me.

Black Umfolosi

2009-12-04T21:46:00.001-08:00

Tonight I went to a concert. It was cool. There were five men and they did dances and they sang. And it was all music from Africa. They waved their arms and they stomped their feet.

And they kept making jokes about how Canadians dance funny. But Canadians don't dance funny! I'm a Canadian, and I don't dance funny. I like to dance like Michael Jackson.

They sang all together and they didn't have any instruments. They all had their own part. Like, one dude was supposed to say that he saw a difference in the dances.

And it was my nanny's birthday. They brought her up on the stage. I loved that. We got to saw her dance. And she was trying to dance like the guy and he was wiggling his butt. A lot of people got up on stage, but I think some of them it weren't actually their birthday.

Why couldn't I come up and dance? Okay, I didn't want to, but I guess it would have been fun.

Sleepover party

2009-11-15T15:52:00.001-08:00

Yesterday I had a sleepover party! It was my friend James' birthday, and it was fun. REALLY REALLY fun. I stayed up really late until 12:30 and we watched a movie with a really ugly mom in it.

2009-11-12T18:02:00.001-08:00

You know why there are so many animals around? It is because not many years ago, there were no houses here. Where my house is, there was only like maybe a pond. And then the city expanded and people built houses. And all of the animals went away. But now they are coming back because this is where they live and they're not scared of people. Like, I see foxes all the time.

I am innocent!

2009-10-28T20:33:00.001-07:00

I am innocent! But a guy put me in handcuffs today. That is not good!
It was the guy who is the boss of the jail. He scares me because he
looks tough. And he has lots of stories about prison. He told me that
if the handcuffs are not tight enough, your hands can come out of
them. You have to be really careful with handcuffs, because if you hit
on the wrong side of your wrist, it could break your wrist.

And I went to go and listen in court, but there was nobody there. It
was for a guy that shot an RCMP officer. You can't just go in. People
have to check to make sure you don't have any weapons. Because all
weapons are steel or metal. I don't know why people would bring
weapons there. And I met a lady who was writing down some things that
they said in court.

And this all happened at my mom's work. It was probably the most fun
day ever at my mom's work, because it's usually really boring there.

Spider web cookies!

2009-10-17T19:28:00.000-07:00

I made spider web cookies. It took a long time.

First, you put butter and sugar in a bowl and mix it up. Then you put in an egg. Then you put in the flour. We sifted it and put it in.

Then we put it in the fridge.

Then we rolled it out. You have to like pressure point it. And it's fun. I liked it. Then you cut them with a cookie cutter and bake them in the oven.

Then you make white icing. You get icing sugar and put it in an egg white. Crack an egg open and only put the egg white in. And you beat it for a long time.

You put the white icing on the cookies when they're done. And then you quickly put chocolate on it in a big swirl. And then you take a pointy thing and drag it through so it looks like spider webs.

And they tasted good!

Wii!

2009-10-14T19:33:00.000-07:00

We got our Wii back. And I played links crossbow training today. It was really fun. And I have like a gun thingieabobber. I do not know how to spell that but my mom knows.

My tooth came out!

2009-10-13T19:24:00.001-07:00

My tooth came out on October 12, 2009. It was very wiggly. I asked for
some banana bread, and my dad told me only if I tried to take my tooth
out. He was joking, but I didn't really know that. So I pulled it
right out. And it was bleeding for a long time!

And then I put it under my pillow and I got five bucks! My mom only
got 25 cents. Poor her. She is working on a story. It is about a
haunted house.

My mom gets lots of comments on her blog. I need lots of comments, so
comment on my blog! Because I rule!

Pwnage

2009-10-12T19:06:00.001-07:00

I have to tell again what it means? It is like badly beat. Like, when
my team plays YOUR team, we will pwn you. Because we are a good team.

I am pretty sure I could pwn Uncle Ben, Uncle Matt and Uncle Nate. And
probably Uncle Sean and Uncle David, too. Does that tell you how
awesome I am? So think about that.

I PWNED THE OTHER TEAM!

2009-10-10T20:43:00.001-07:00

In England, they call soccer "football". We had our first game today.
And it was total pwnage. We beat them 7-3. And I even scored a goal
even though I was defence and goalie. I would just keep on blocking
them. It is a pretty good team.

First soccer practice

2009-10-04T19:50:00.001-07:00

Today was the first soccer game. And I got to go to Tim Horton's and
Pizza Hut! It was fun.

I only know two other kids on my team. And most of them are just
learning how to play. They don't understand the rules. That made me
feel bad, because I can't go hard. They grabbed the ball outside of
the crease and pulled it into the crease. They walked into the crease.
They are going to have to learn the rules.

Girls are silly

2009-10-01T07:05:00.001-07:00

A girl in my class says there is a leader of the Gang of Five. That is
what she calls the boys in my group. And she says *I* am the leader!
That doesn't even make any sense. Like, yeah, I'm the fastest runner,
but that doesn't make me the leader.

Star Wars Lego

2009-09-28T20:24:00.001-07:00

Here is my Star Wars Lego. It is an imperial walker. I built it myself. It wasn't actually too hard. I just like put some pieces
together and I built the clones. First, of course, I built Rex, who is the head clone. He has guns in each hand. He's pro and he uses them.

And the walker can also shoot things. You actually don't have to pretend to shoot. It just goes like boom, and the same with the other side. I built it that way. It's like Lego, so it's way better than what you get at McDonald's. If you could get Star Wars Lego at McDonald's, I would love it. But since they don't, it's stupid.

Seriously. Kids want a good Happy Meal. Like, you're buying crappy toys for two bucks. Seriously. If you buy a cheeseburger, that'll cost you nine dollars if it's a Happy Meal. NINE DOLLARS. Because a regular cheeseburger, I think, is seven bucks with fries and a drink.

The Fisherman's Wife

2009-09-27T17:08:00.001-07:00

In this story, a fisherman catches a fish that is really a prince, and
the prince says he will grant his wishes if he lets him go free. So he
lets him go. And his wife wants him to ask for a little house. So he
rows out and asks for a little house, and they get it. And his wife
asks for lots of things. And each time he rows out, the water gets
darker. And in the end she asks to be the empress and to control the
sun and the moon. And they end up going back to the way things were.

The lesson is don't wish for too much things, like being emperor.

It surprised me that he found a fish that was a prince, because that's
not even a one-in-a-lifetime chance. It's like a zero chance because
would you actually see a prince that was a fish? Imagine what that
would look like! It would be a pretty big fish, it would have a crown,
and it would be ugly because it's a fish. Princes are handsome.

I think the water gets darker because she keeps on wishing for things.
She keeps on wishing for things that you shouldn't be, unless you're
like elected or something. I don't really know what you get if you get
elected. I think you learn that in high school.

I don't really like stories like that. I like stories about dragons
and dinosaurs. But I read this one for school.

For Grampy

2009-09-26T19:32:00.001-07:00

Nope. Nobody is sick.

Soccer starts next week. And I will be on a new team. We do practices
and games and we all wear the team colours. And I have friends who are
also in soccer. It will be fun to play with them again.

I just weighed myself and I am 69 pounds. And I am 53 inches tall.
That is a lot. Wow.

Germs

2009-09-21T16:16:00.001-07:00

I just ate a Tweety vitamin, because I do not want to get sick. And I am putting hand sanitizer on my hands about four times a day. And I wash my hands and stay away from sick people.

My mom and dad were sick today. And Janet. And Mr. Scott. Janet might have catchy germs. Well, probably not. It is probably still safe for me to play over there even though my mom and dad say I should stay at home. They are weird.

I am gonna have to get a needle for the flu. Three needles, to be exact. That sucks. I get it at the Co-op and they put it in my arm. It doesn't hurt at all. It sucks because I don't want to get it because it's boring. I could be watching TV or writing on my blog.

Big News

2009-09-18T20:27:00.000-07:00

I have a personal computer now! It's a Dell. I got it from my mom because she got a new computer, so she gave me hers. It's really cool. I pretty much go on it every day.

I am mostly gonna use it to play games. My mom says I can do my spelling on it, too. I GUESS. I don't want to do my spelling on it because I don't want to waste time. I don't care about homework. Playing games is way more fun. And playing with friends.

A happy family

2009-09-17T19:51:00.000-07:00

More for Uncle Matt

2009-09-16T20:28:00.000-07:00

Scrawl has lots of weapons. He has a shield that spins around. He can kick with his claws, and they really hurt. They would probably kill almost any Bionicle.

He also has lots of armour. So he's like the ultimate Bionicle. Except for one of those really really tough and giant guys.

If I was David Hasselhoff...

2009-09-14T06:03:00.000-07:00

This is for the Being David Hasselhoff Contest on my mom's blog.

Smoke bombs

2009-09-13T17:08:00.000-07:00

Daniel and I made smoke bombs. To make them, you need tissue paper and potassium nitrate. You get a piece of the tissue paper out and put some potassium nitrate in the middle. And then you fold the tissue paper over it, bring it outside, and light it on fire. You do this on your own property, not on the neighbour's property.

You have to wait a little bit for the fire to get into the potassium nitrate. And then it will blow and smoke will come out. It looks like regular smoke, but not like when the dump was on fire. Much less smoke than that.

But you have to stand back. Get an adult to help you. Because fire can burn you.

My Lego train

2009-09-11T20:34:00.000-07:00

I built a really cool half Star Wars Lego and half airplane Lego train. And there's a picture of it. You can see that it has four different rows. And it's really fun to play with.

It has a stormtrooper and that part is like a hovercraft. It doesn't have wheels. It just floats above the ground. That is one part. And there are three other parts. So you can see the driver's seat in the front. If you look really close, you can see guns inside the boxes. Those are the stormtrooper's guns. And there's two. So it's really cool. And the other piece is a boarder. It can make you go up higher on things. The airplane pilot drives the train. It's super freaky.

And it took me about a day to build it. I did it all by myself. It was less than an hour, probably. It was before bed the other night, just then when my mom told me to go to sleep.

Uncle Matt, this will help you to understand what a Bionicle is.

2009-09-10T17:04:00.000-07:00

My uncle Matt doesn't know what a Bionicle is

2009-09-09T19:39:00.000-07:00

I don't know how to describe it. It is complicated. It is like a Lego toy. It comes in many pieces and you put it together. And then you play with it. Like, there's a certain thing in it, and it's like a little spiked ball, and when you push the end of it, it flies. And you can also make it look really cool, like put it in poses.

Scrawl is evil. Gresh is good. And Scrawl is my favourite. I'm not telling you who Gresh is, because it's way harder than Scrawl, and I don't even have him. I only have three. Plus the one from McDonald's, so that equals four.

I think I am going to give the one from McDonald's to the kids in the shelter.

Bionicles

2009-09-08T08:01:00.000-07:00

This is the Bionicle that I got at McDonald's. You can see that it is not very good. I have three that are way better and that I bought with money at a toy store.

I think I want to sell this crappy Bionicle. Maybe I can get two bucks for it.

The others are way bigger and they actually have really cool things like shields and knives. Like, my favourite Bionicle's name is Scrawl. I will show you a picture.

You can see that he is way cooler. Like, his shield could come right off and cut right through it. Here's what's really awesome about Scrawl: He flips right over the cliff and fires a rocket and it's like a chain thing.

If you want the crappy Bionicle from McDonald's, let me know if you would give me money for it. Because it is just making my room messy. My mom says I am going to have to find a place to put it. If nobody wants it, I'm putting it on eBay. And I also have a pencil that I want to get rid of.

Pictures of me as a trucker

2009-09-07T09:13:00.000-07:00

We had our pictures taken. My poppy is a trucker, so we did it in the truck yard of Manitoulin. And we all dressed up in costumes. Except my poppy. Those are his regular clothes.

I have my coveralls. They keep me from getting dirty. I always wanted to drive a big tractor, because it sounds cool. Even just in the truck yard. And I wouldn't bump into anyone, I would just be like VROOM VROOM.

VROOOOOM WHY WON'T THIS THING TURN DARN IT?

I would drive to Rae and bring food there. And I bet I would get free subs from the best sandwich shop, Subway. My poppy gets subs, and he gets to choose them. And sometimes he gets to go to Pizza Hut, the best pizza place on earth. I have no idea what I would deliver there. I would go to Fort Providence once in a while, and I would have a cool cell phone. Yippee!

Pictures

2009-09-06T15:24:00.000-07:00

I got my pictures taken today. It was out at the Manitoulin truck yard. It was very fun. The guy's name was Dave, and he was fun. I wore coveralls and I got to go in my poppy's truck. And we all looked like truckers. We put dirt on our faces and we wore hats. And I had a wrench and I got to poke in the engine and he took my picture.

I will post pictures when I get them. Or they might be on Dave's blog.

Air Hockey

2009-09-05T08:02:00.000-07:00

The best thing about McDonald's is not the Happy Meal toys. It is the air-hockey machine.

You put one dollar in. It has to be a loonie. Then it blows air. Then you verse with a handle. You try to get the puck in the other person's net. And it goes really fast. Well, it matters on how hard you hit it. If you hit it really hard, it goes really fast. I usually hit it as hard as I can.

I play with my dad and sometimes my mom. And I win pretty much all the time.

From Michael

On sexism

2009-09-04T06:13:00.000-07:00

I was reading another blog and they said that they were getting a Happy Meal and the person asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl.

I think that shouldn't matter. You should be able to get the toy you want even if you are a girl.

But it doesn't really matter if you get a toy or not. Seriously. Who needs a toy? It just makes your room more messy. And my room is really messy from Happy Meals. It would be better if I didn't have those toys. Once you become my age, it becomes really good. Because you will understand how stupid the toys are.

So don't get toys from McDonald's. They stink. Unless if they're really good and they shoot things. And if they are really good, any of the kids should be able to get them.

I have a blog!

2009-09-03T19:51:00.000-07:00

I saw a book this morning on the table. It was called "How to Stop Working". If there's so much pages in that book, wasting trees, just quit! I say QUIT! You don't need a book.

And that's how I rock!

Giant Mine

2009-09-03T17:58:00.000-07:00

My mom told me there was a guy who put a bomb in the mine and murdered a bunch of people. The workers and the bosses were in an argument because the workers did not like the way the bosses treated them. So some of the workers stopped working, and some of them did not. And some people got really mad about it. And one guy was so mad that he put a bomb in the mine.

And now he is in jail forever. I was thinking that he maybe doesn’t get fed, but my mom says that he always gets his food. Maybe he doesn’t always get to eat what he wants to eat. My mom says he probably gets to read the newspapers, too. I think that is pretty lucky, because I almost never read the newspaper. And Daniel hardly ever reads them.

I bet the police probably treat him pretty good. I would like to go to the jail and look at the people, but I can’t, and that’s not fair because their friends can go and see them. I should go and be a professor so I can talk to people like that. I would take their statistics and write them down.

You can never outrun the cops. I know this guy who tried it before and it did not work and he surrendered. I heard that from someone. I was watching TV and there were some people who were going to jail and every time the camera came they would cover their faces. I think they did that because they didn’t want their friends to see that they were in jail. That would be pretty embarrassing.

"I'm confused!"

2009-05-18T20:11:00.000-07:00

Original video:

My version:

Best Beasts: A horror story

2009-05-11T20:15:00.000-07:00

There are ten of them. At night they strike and kill. They open their tombstones. They haunted people’s houses. They were born in 1987.

At night they were hungry. For food, their father fed them human babies.

They went on a picnic. They brought peanut butter babies and jam babies and baby toast and human beans.

Suddenly, a flaming bird appeared. His name is Efos, the Winged Flame. He flew away. They were shocked when it ended. They didn’t know what it was and what it wanted.

“It probably wanted our food,” they complained.

“Someone saw the bird on fire,” one said.

“I saw its colour,” said another. Another saw its head. It had a sharp beak.

Its body is as yellow as gold. So was its beak. Another saw its tail. It was as hot as an atomic bomb blowing up.

The flaming bird flew back to its nest and laid an egg. One hour later, the egg hatched and the commercial came.

“It’s back. It was a banana,” the flaming bird announced. “Bananas give you calcium.” And he ate it up: chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chomp.

They decided to go fishing. Because the bird was on fire, they thought the bird would not go. They went fishing, but a sea surfer interrupted them. Then the flaming bird flew in sight. All the monsters ran for their lives. The elephant and Efos charged together, but they were too powerful and got destroyed. And the monsters ran home.

When they got home, their mother made a baby. It ate food and spit it at the kid monsters. The kid monsters said, “OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!”

I'm a copy editor

2009-02-27T20:16:00.000-08:00

Dear everyone,

You need periods. See, there’s one right there. And another. I have been seeing sentences without periods, like at the dentist’s office and on the Internet. And that is not good. YOU NEED PERIODS!

That wasn’t a period; that was an exclamation point. You can use an exclamation point instead of a period if you are yelling.

The other one is a question mark. You can use that if you are asking a question. Still, you can use it like a period. You put it at the end of your sentence. This is important. Otherwise, nobody knows when the sentence is over. They will go on to the next sentence and not understand. That would be a problem. It’s a big problem for me.

I almost forgot about commas. Like, if you want to say something, and you want to say something else but in a different way, you can use a comma. It makes the sentence easier to read. There’s two in that sentence. My mom put them there because she is very good at writing. She knows where the commas go.

And that is all I have to say.

From Michael

Watching the Address to Congress

2009-02-25T20:17:00.000-08:00

Dear everyone,

I wanna be there and shake Obama’s hand. But he beated John McCain bad. It was like twice as many votes. Bad beat. Seriously bad beat. It was almost 200 votes. That’s my limit.

I like Barack Obama. He is cool. I wonder what he was doing when the last guy was the president.

It is just unfair that those girls get to sleep in the president’s house. They must have like a million guards. Mom says there has never been a girl president, but I would still probably vote for the boy. Unless the girl is more prettier. It’s all about their style.

Barack Obama said he wants people to go to university. Of course I am going to go. I guess that means that it will be against the law to kick people out of school.

It’s almost kind of rude, though, that only Americans can be president. So I basically can never be president. That is rude. What about Indians? Indians are nice. You should be able to move from Asia and get the best job. I could pretend I was an American so I could be president. But I probably would not get away with it.

Now there is some other guy talking. (TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: That would be Bobby Jindal.) Like, he said he wasn’t going to say any more, and then he kept talking. He needs cream for his forehead. I don’t want this guy to be president, because he doesn’t talk loud enough. He makes really long words, like way longer than “ketchup”. Words like “consequence” and “opportunity” and “responsibility”. And those are the three words he likes to say. (TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: HAHAHAHAHA.) I think he’s weird. I don’t know what he’s saying.

I want my mom to be president, or at least vice president. That way, I could live in that house.

From Michael

Why didn't my mom see this coming?

2009-02-21T20:37:00.000-08:00

Dear everyone,

My mom says if there’s no tooth fairy, I don’t get money for my teeth. I want to get money, but I can’t believe it if it isn’t real.

Now I am thinking that maybe there is no such thing as angels. I think they might just be a story.

My mom says that my grampy has studied a lot and he is sure there are angels, but I think maybe he made a mistake. I think he might just think that because he is a church person. Church people might believe things that aren’t real. I like to go and watch church sometimes when my grampy is there, but I’m not a church person. I do like the bread at church. It would be good to have bread like that that was the size of my house. It would probably take me three days to eat it all.

If it isn’t real, I can’t believe in it. I can only believe in things that are real. Things like Cleopatra that are in books about real things. I know that Cleopatra was real. There are some books that are just stories and some books that are about things that are real.

Maybe angels aren’t real. I don’t know that for sure, but I don’t know how I would find out. I don’t think God needs guards. That doesn’t make sense. And I am pretty sure that angels are guards for God.

From Michael

Thanks, Uncle Matt and Aunt Sarah

2009-01-09T20:19:00.000-08:00

On politics

2008-12-07T20:20:00.000-08:00

The people that want to be president just want to be powerful, and that’s not right. You’re supposed to help your country, not be powerful and say YOU’RE FIRED to people every time they do something wrong and like demand stuff that your guards should do for you. If you do that, most of your people might go away to a different country. It’s not only about being powerful.

A concert

2008-10-21T20:31:00.000-07:00

My mom has a movie that is a concert!

The story of a movie is called the plot. And this plot is about a girl who likes to be fancy, a boy who likes to play the guitar, and an old guy who plays the drums and looks like my poppy. And there is another guy who plays the drums but is not the best drummer in the world.

My grampy used to be in a band and play the guitar like the boy in the movie. But this boy can play his guitar just by hitting it! And I thought he was gonna smash his guitar but he didn’t.

I am going to talk to my music teacher so I can learn how to play an instrument and be in a band like the one in the movie. I think that would be good. My favourite guy is the drummer. I like to watch him play the drums. And I think he is the best drummer in the world even though the main movie is about the girl.

My mom says you have to practise for an hour every day to be in a band. That is a lot. But I think I would like it.

I think the girl is young. Not like the old guy who plays the drums. And I think the guy who plays guitar is old, too. The girl is young and she plays the tambourine. She likes to dress up in capes and dance around and it looks like she has wings.

Love, Michael

A political message

2008-10-17T20:33:00.000-07:00

Dear everyone,

I hope John McCain doesn’t see this.

You should vote for Barack Obama. I watched the debate with my mom and he is better. And I just like him. Boo on John McCain. I think he might even be older than my grampy.

I called my grampy to tell him to vote for Barack Obama, but he was asleep, so I told my grammy to tell my grampy to vote for him. I really think he should be the president. I wish kids got to vote, because if we did, I would vote for Barack Obama. And did you know that he has two children? They are so lucky.

I told my grampy that I would go and visit him on Christmas if he votes for Barack Obama. That is even though I wanted to visit Daniel on Christmas.

I need to call more people and tell them to vote for him. Hang in there, Obama.

My Grampy

2008-07-29T20:34:00.000-07:00

My grampy was tricking me. He said that only old people could wiggle their fingers like him, but I figured it out and I am gonna show it to him when I see him. And he snaps his fingers really fast. I am good at snapping my fingers and I am gonna be just as good as him.

I am good at other things, too. Like I am really flexible, and I don’t think he is as flexible as me. And I am a good skier. I once skied for three miles in minus 45 and I wasn’t even cold. And nobody else was with me because they all thought it was too cold. I bet I am better at skiing than my grampy.

My dad says that Grampy looks like Indiana Jones, but I don’t think so. My grampy has a big big head, and Indiana Jones has a skinny head like my dad’s. So I don’t think they look the same.

From Michael

Paleontology expert

2008-04-07T20:35:00.000-07:00

Dear everyone,

Dinosaurs lived a LONG LONG time ago. They died and all their skin went away and then they were dead for so long that it was only their bones left and sometimes they would turn into fossils. Scientists don’t know why they died. But lots of them think a meteor crashed into the earth and put a lot of dust in the air and all the plants and trees died so the dinosaurs couldn’t live. And they all died and some of them went into fossils. But here’s the funny thing: Some animals didn’t die! Some scientists think they hid until it was safe to come out again.

From Michael

Dear Grampy,

2008-02-22T20:36:00.000-08:00

You are very good at writing sentences.

If something’s real, that means it’s real. Sometimes you can’t see things that are real. But they’re still real. But sometimes people make up stories, and that isn’t real. And if it isn’t real, I can’t believe it. That is why I do not believe in angels. I think it is just a story.

I want some things to be real, but they’re not, so I do not believe them. I cannot believe it if it isn’t real.

From Michael

Dear Grampy,

2008-02-18T20:22:00.000-08:00

There’s no kids allowed to read this.

How would I be able to explain it when I don’t even know what the tooth fairy looks like? I don’t even know if she is real or not.

I don’t believe in the tooth fairy. Nice try but I think you are trying to trick me. My dreams are NOT real. When you are dreaming, you only think it’s happening, but it’s really not. Someone’s just tricking you and making it seem like it’s real. But really it isn’t.

My mom tells me things and then I just get the idea. Just like when my mom said she got me a Wii, so I don’t need a DS. Then I knew that Santa Claus wasn’t real. All of the adults were tricking me and the other kids. I think the tooth fairy is like that. I think it’s a story that adults say.

I will never believe in the tooth fairy. I KNOW there’s no such thing. TELL ME. TELL ME. There’s no such thing as a Santa and no such thing as an Easter bunny. THAT EXPLAINS IT. THERE CAN’T BE ONE. Santa Claus is like the king and he isn’t real. How can the tooth fairy be real?

From Michael
Problem Fixed

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

2007-05-15T20:40:00.000-07:00

today me and my frend daniel went to the parck. we fownd treshur i bring it home.

from michael

Crazy 8s with Matt and Sarah

2007-04-15T20:21:00.000-07:00

Talking to Dad on the computer

2007-04-13T21:13:00.000-07:00

My cousin Dimitri

2007-04-07T21:15:00.000-07:00

Der Unkel Matt

2007-03-29T20:26:00.000-07:00

Dear Uncle Matt,

I am so happy because you are not going to smoke.

Love, Michael

Dear Uncle Nate,

You liar. You lied that Uncle Matt smokes.

From Michael, not Love Michael because you lied.